Fresh white valleys and pink tubesocks
Tight grey Levis and shirts with polkadots
Rolex watch but it's fake
Gogezelle glasses and a platinum chain
But it's fake, like your tits
And your eyes and your nose and your lips and your braids
But the miss in LA got me ready to play
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyday
Every night on the Strip I slip and slide
I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend
Gettin' nude and rude in your bed
Same dude that your sista like
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Puffin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right